Black Agenda Report
Black Agenda Report
News, commentary and analysis from the black left.

  • Home
  • Africa
  • African America
  • Education
  • Environment
  • International
  • Media and Culture
  • Political Economy
  • Radio
  • US Politics
  • War and Empire

My Wise Country Cousin on Unca Jim
Raymond Nat Turner, BAR poet-in-residence
03 Jul 2013
🖨️ Print Article

by Raymond Nat Turner

Black South Carolina Congressman James Clyburn is angry about the NSA mass spying revelations – but not at the government. Clyburn thinks it’s all a conspiracy to “embarrass” the First Black President. “Baysicklee, he jus’ anotha white house hoe…”

My Wise Country Cousin on Unca Jim

by Raymond Nat Turner

Now, jus’ ‘bout ebry time I hear dat ol’ clown,

Mah bullshit-detectur battreez run down…

Glad you axe me’bout Unca Jim, ‘fo mah grits

‘Cause de man make mah stommick go in fits!

 

Ohhh, Unca Jim Clyburn, he gimme heartburn

Lawd, dat Negro, he make mah stommick turn

He jus lak ol’ Steben in de movie, Jango—

Baysicklee, he jus’ anotha white house hoe…

 

Mah gut tell me Negroz lak him canint be trusted

Cuz dey morull compuzez is gilded an’ busted,

Sumpin’ lak Long Dong, an’ de Uppity Blakz,

Dey ‘bout getting’ paid an’ de sub-contrakz

Look lak dat de partee-line dat dey all toe—

Unca Jim, Al, Cory, Fas Mouf—Malbow!

Neber mine, de peeples babies is dyin’…

Dese Negroz co-signin’ spyin’ an’ lyin’—

Bet Dem Negroz eben grew a lynchin’ tree,

Wit broun Big Brotha & de Holder Cumpunee?

 

Raymond Nat Turner can be contacted at upsurgejazz.com.

 

Raymond Nat Turner © 2013 All Rights Reserved

Do you need and appreciate Black Agenda Report articles? Please click on the DONATE icon, and help us out, if you can.


More Stories


  • Buffalo police department traffic stop
    Black Agenda Radio with Margaret Kimberley
    Buffalo's Black Mayor Targets Communities of Color to Raise Revenue
    07 Jun 2024
    We're joined by Dorethea Franklin and Anjana Malhotra to discuss a lawsuit against the City of Buffalo challenging unconstitutional and racially discriminatory traffic enforcement practices by the…
  • Trump
    Margaret Kimberley, BAR Executive Editor and Senior Columnist
    Trump Derangement and the Phony Rule of Law
    05 Jun 2024
    Donald Trump is often portrayed as the worst president of all time and now his criminal conviction has made him the butt of many jokes. But his legal troubles may not prevent him from winning again.…
  • Price Mars
    Editors, The Black Agenda Review
    PREFACE: So Spoke the Uncle/Ainsi parle l’oncle, Jean Price-Mars, 1928
    05 Jun 2024
    Revisiting a powerful account of the psychology of colonialism and neocolonialism by Haiti’s Jean Price-Mars.
  • Menendez
    Ann Garrison, BAR Contributing Editor
    Hardliner on the Hill: Senator Bob Menendez and US-Cuba Policy
    05 Jun 2024
    A Belly of the Beast documentary follows Afro-Cuban journalist Liz Oliva Fernández as she explores the Cuban American community and its relation to the long-running embargo on her country.
  • Donald Trump in court
    Raymond Nat Turner, BAR poet-in-residence
    Hey, Mr. Tangerine Man …
    05 Jun 2024
    "Hey, Mr. Tangerine Man…" is the latest from BAR's Poet-in-Residence.
  • Load More
Subscribe
connect with us
about us
contact us