Black Agenda Report
Black Agenda Report
News, commentary and analysis from the black left.

  • Home
  • Africa
  • African America
  • Education
  • Environment
  • International
  • Media and Culture
  • Political Economy
  • Radio
  • US Politics
  • War and Empire

My Wise Country Cousin On De Offal Office
Raymond Nat Turner, BAR poet-in-residence
16 Apr 2013
šŸ–Øļø Print Article

by Raymond Nat Turner

Hail to the thief, and the office he thieves out of.

 

My Wise Country Cousin On De Offal Office

by Raymond Nat Turner

 

De Offal Offuzz, again, young brotha?

You dun axed me ā€˜bout de Offal Offuz!

ā€˜Cause you’s young, I’ll tell you twice—

Dem ol’ fools ol’ nuff ta know

Betta, but too ol’ ta tell anything

 

Member, dere’s three thangs

Dey do in de Offal Offuzz

 

  1. LIE

  2. AGE

  3. LEAVE RICHER den dey came…

 

Or, as one dem ol’ rappers might put it:

ā€œCommanduh ā€˜n Chief an Ol’ Liar ā€˜n Thief!ā€

 

Raymond Nat Turner can be contacted at upsurgejazz.com.

Raymond Nat Turner Ā© 2013 All Rights Reserved

Do you need and appreciate Black Agenda Report articles? Please click on the DONATE icon, and help us out, if you can.


More Stories


  • Reparations Means Global Social Transformation
    Glen Ford , BAR executive editor
    Reparations Means Global Social Transformation
    21 Mar 2019
    Reparations is not a token gesture of concern, apology or even solidarity; it seeks justice and redress of wrongs through the transformation of a people’s condition.
  • coming soon
    Raymond Nat Turner , BAR poet-in-residence
    toe tag trio: coup combo
    20 Mar 2019
    A right wing hawk flies humanitarian aid in…Then sits, hen-like,’til it hatches Bombs… and packs of hungry dogs ripping rotting flesh from headless cadavers. As scents of
  • Freedom Rider: The Permanence of White Supremacy
    Margaret Kimberley , BAR editor and senior columnist
    Freedom Rider: The Permanence of White Supremacy
    20 Mar 2019
    Zionism, manifest destiny, wars on terror, humanitarian interventions, and the Monroe and other doctrines always boil down to a license to kill.
  • Dr. Cynthia McKinney is the author of "How the US Creates Shithole Countries"
    Danny Haiphong , BAR contributor
    How the U.S. Creates ā€˜Sh*thole’ Countries: A Review
    20 Mar 2019
    Cynthia McKinney and her co-writers have produced an important literary tool for anti-imperial agitation and education.
  • Pacifica Is a Grassroots Radio Lifeline: Let’s Keep It Together
    Ann Garrison , BAR contributor
    Pacifica Is a Grassroots Radio Lifeline: Let’s Keep It Together
    20 Mar 2019
    In many urban areas, Pacifica and its affiliates offer the only counter to the Republican/Democratic duopoly narratives.
  • Load More
Subscribe
connect with us
about us
contact us