Black Agenda Report
Black Agenda Report
News, commentary and analysis from the black left.

  • Home
  • Africa
  • African America
  • Education
  • Environment
  • International
  • Media and Culture
  • Political Economy
  • Radio
  • US Politics
  • War and Empire

My Wise Country Cousin On De Offal Office
Raymond Nat Turner, BAR poet-in-residence
16 Apr 2013
🖨️ Print Article

by Raymond Nat Turner

Hail to the thief, and the office he thieves out of.

 

My Wise Country Cousin On De Offal Office

by Raymond Nat Turner

 

De Offal Offuzz, again, young brotha?

You dun axed me ‘bout de Offal Offuz!

‘Cause you’s young, I’ll tell you twice—

Dem ol’ fools ol’ nuff ta know

Betta, but too ol’ ta tell anything

 

Member, dere’s three thangs

Dey do in de Offal Offuzz

 

  1. LIE

  2. AGE

  3. LEAVE RICHER den dey came…

 

Or, as one dem ol’ rappers might put it:

“Commanduh ‘n Chief an Ol’ Liar ‘n Thief!”

 

Raymond Nat Turner can be contacted at upsurgejazz.com.

Raymond Nat Turner © 2013 All Rights Reserved

Do you need and appreciate Black Agenda Report articles? Please click on the DONATE icon, and help us out, if you can.


More Stories


  • Black Agenda Radio, Week of May 22, 2019
    Nellie Bailey and Glen Ford
    Black Agenda Radio, Week of May 22, 2019
    22 May 2019
    Diop Olugbula: “Lethal force” deployed by parasitic merchants in Philly; Stephanie Reist: On finding Marielle Franco’s killers; Jaime Amparo Alves: Bra
  • To Preserve Austerity, Corporate Democrats Scheme to Smother Sanders
    Glen Ford , BAR executive editor
    To Preserve Austerity, Corporate Democrats Scheme to Smother Sanders
    20 May 2019
    Democratic “diversity” is a cover for the sameness of the party’s actual policies – endless austerity and war, just like the other corporate party.
  • Brazil is a Killing Field for Young Black Men
    Black Agenda Radio with Nellie Bailey and Glen Ford
    Brazil is a Killing Field for Young Black Men
    20 May 2019
    “The police kill at least 14 young Black men in Brazil every single day,” said Prof. Jaime Amparo Alves, a member of the Brazilian Black Movement who teaches anthropology at t
  • Political Mafia Suspected in Marielle Franco Murder
    Black Agenda Radio with Nellie Bailey and Glen Ford
    Political Mafia Suspected in Marielle Franco Murder
    20 May 2019
    Only two people have been arrested in the March, 2018 assassination of Marielle Franco, the Black activist and city councilwoman in Rio de Janeiro, Brazil.
  • Killer Security Guards Get Impunity
    Black Agenda Radio with Nellie Bailey and Glen Ford
    Killer Security Guards Get Impunity
    20 May 2019
    On May 31 Philadelphia activists will march on a “My Philly Wireless” outlet where a private security guard fatally shot Willie Oliver Wise, an unarmed part-time employee who said the store ow
  • Load More
Subscribe
connect with us
about us
contact us