Black Agenda Report
Black Agenda Report
News, commentary and analysis from the black left.

  • Home
  • Africa
  • African America
  • Education
  • Environment
  • International
  • Media and Culture
  • Political Economy
  • Radio
  • US Politics
  • War and Empire

My Wise Country Cousin On De Offal Office
Raymond Nat Turner, BAR poet-in-residence
16 Apr 2013
🖨️ Print Article

by Raymond Nat Turner

Hail to the thief, and the office he thieves out of.

 

My Wise Country Cousin On De Offal Office

by Raymond Nat Turner

 

De Offal Offuzz, again, young brotha?

You dun axed me ‘bout de Offal Offuz!

‘Cause you’s young, I’ll tell you twice—

Dem ol’ fools ol’ nuff ta know

Betta, but too ol’ ta tell anything

 

Member, dere’s three thangs

Dey do in de Offal Offuzz

 

  1. LIE

  2. AGE

  3. LEAVE RICHER den dey came…

 

Or, as one dem ol’ rappers might put it:

“Commanduh ‘n Chief an Ol’ Liar ‘n Thief!”

 

Raymond Nat Turner can be contacted at upsurgejazz.com.

Raymond Nat Turner © 2013 All Rights Reserved

Do you need and appreciate Black Agenda Report articles? Please click on the DONATE icon, and help us out, if you can.


More Stories


  • Letters from Our Readers 
    Jahan Chowdhry, BAR Comments Editor
    Letters from Our Readers 
    10 Jul 2019
    This week readers discussed the presidential primary, the rise of neoliberalism, and the passing of Bruce Dixon.  Your letters are printed for “
  • BAR Book Forum: Ralina Joseph’s “Postracial Resistance”
    Roberto Sirvent, BAR Book Forum Editor
    BAR Book Forum: Ralina Joseph’s “Postracial Resistance”
    10 Jul 2019
    “Code speaking” in the presence of Power can be strategic, but it is also fraught with perils for Black folk.
  • BAR Book Forum: Ashanté Reese’s “Black Food Geographies”
    Roberto Sirvent, BAR Book Forum Editor
    BAR Book Forum: Ashanté Reese’s “Black Food Geographies”
    10 Jul 2019
     “Deserts are natural phenomena, but the lack of food services in Black communities is a systemic, man-made evil.
  • Kamala Harris Has a Distinguished Career of Serving Injustice
    Marjorie Cohn
    Kamala Harris Has a Distinguished Career of Serving Injustice
    10 Jul 2019
    Harris favored criminalizing truancy, raising cash bail fees and keeping prisoners locked up for cheap labor.
  • What Bronx’s “Decade of Fire” Teaches Us About Housing Racism in America Today
    Martino Mazzonis
    What Bronx’s “Decade of Fire” Teaches Us About Housing Racism in America Today
    10 Jul 2019
    Between 1968 and the end of the ‘70s, the Bronx was the scene of thousands of fires.
  • Load More
Subscribe
connect with us
about us
contact us