Black Agenda Report
Black Agenda Report
News, commentary and analysis from the black left.

  • Home
  • Africa
  • African America
  • Education
  • Environment
  • International
  • Media and Culture
  • Political Economy
  • Radio
  • US Politics
  • War and Empire

A Football Fan's Lord Prayer
Raymond Nat Turner, BAR poet-in-residence
09 Nov 2022
🖨️ Print Article
A Football Fan's Lord Prayer
Former football star and senate candidate Herschel Walker speaks at a rally with Donald Trump in Perry, Georgia, September 25, 2021. (Photo: REUTERS/Dustin Chambers/File Photo)

                                                                                         A Football Fans’ Lord’s Prayer

                                                                                        (forgiving electoral tomfoolery)

Dear Lord, please forgive his

monkeyshine for he has CTE—

From decades of crashing into

men weighing in at over three! ;

Dear Lord, please forgive his

monkeyshine, he’s being misused—

He’s a broken man and his body

and mind are surgically fused…;

Dear Lord, please forgive his

monkeyshine betraying the ‘race—’

Then send Negroz like him and

Judge Thomas into outer space…;

Dear Lord, please forgive his

monkeyshine, his lying like Boss Tweet—

He’s another Jell-low Puddin Man: At our

Throats—An’ at de Massas’ feet…;

© 2022. Raymond Nat Turner, The Town Crier. All Rights Reserved.



Raymond Nat Turner is a NYC poet; BAR's Poet-in-Residence; and founder/co-leader of the jazz-poetry ensemble UpSurge!NYC. You can Vote for his work at: GoFundMe and PayPal.

Herschel Walker
Georgia

Do you need and appreciate Black Agenda Report articles? Please click on the DONATE icon, and help us out, if you can.


More Stories


  • ESSAY: The African Woman Today, Ama Ata Aidoo, 1992.
    Editors, The Black Agenda Review
    ESSAY: The African Woman Today, Ama Ata Aidoo, 1992.
    27 Oct 2021
    Ama Ata Aidoo has provided some of the most clear-eyed and materialist analyses of the social and political life of women on the African continent.
  • Taiwan Demonstrates that the American Empire is a Paper Tiger
    Danny Haiphong, BAR Contributing Editor
    Taiwan Demonstrates that the American Empire is a Paper Tiger
    27 Oct 2021
    Taiwan has long been the rationale for meddling in China's affairs but the latest interference poses great danger for "paper tiger" nation.
  • Senators Bonnie and Clyde - 1% soldiers of fortune
    Raymond Nat Turner, BAR poet-in-residence
    Senators Bonnie and Clyde - 1% soldiers of fortune
    27 Oct 2021
                                                           …
  • In this series, we ask acclaimed authors to answer five questions about their book. This week’s featured author is Anima Adjepong. Adjepong holds a position as Assistant Professor of Women's, Gender, and Sexualities Studies at the University of Cincinnati. Their book is entitled Afropolitan Projects: Redefining Blackness, Sexualities, and Culture from Houston to Accra. 
    Roberto Sirvent, BAR Book Forum Editor
    BAR Book Forum: Anima Adjepong’s “Afropolitan Projects”
    27 Oct 2021
    In this series, we ask acclaimed authors to answer five questions about their book.
  • Book Review: The Devil You Know: A Black Power Manifesto
    Jon Jeter
    Book Review: The Devil You Know: A Black Power Manifesto
    27 Oct 2021
    The idea that a reverse migration to the south is a route to greater political power should be treated with skepticism.
  • Load More
Subscribe
connect with us
about us
contact us