Black Agenda Report
Black Agenda Report
News, commentary and analysis from the black left.

  • Home
  • Africa
  • African America
  • Education
  • Environment
  • International
  • Media and Culture
  • Political Economy
  • Radio
  • US Politics
  • War and Empire

My Wise Country Cousin on the Congressional Black Caucus
Raymond Nat Turner, BAR poet-in-residence
24 Sep 2014
🖨️ Print Article

My Wise Country Cousin on the Congressional Black Caucus

by BAR poet-in-residence Raymond Nat Turner

Son, don’ axe me ‘bout de Blak Cawcus—
‘Less you wanna see me gittin’ rawcus…
Dem Negroz is greezy an’ too damn slick
I gib ‘em de name: de Corprit Bag Click—
Preachin’ “Ark ob de morul uneverse long
But, de pull ob green power is too strong!”
Why, on all leguslayshun dat matter to us
Dey vote in a blok: “In gawd we truss…”

We onlee see Dem ‘ bout ebry 2-4 years
Eben den we can barely ben dey ears…
Dem Negroz par-tay livin’ hi on de hog—
We’s han to mouf, shot down lak a dog!

Congressnull Blak Cawcus caw lak crows
Persunhoods de pimps, an’ dey de hoes:
“Eber seen a suitcase full ob Franklin face?
Dat trump de histree ob de whole Blak ‘race’…
Eber sit in one Dem big, sof’ lethur chairs?
Now, dat overcome constitchuwents cares…
You eber go on de great big golf junkit?
Low-hangin’ fruit, sumbody gon’ plunk it!
Eber hab a big fine car along wit de driver?
Ha, ha… one perk fo dis ‘shucker an’ jiver’…”
Wit de job descripshuns lak : LIAR an THEEF 
 An’ co-signin’ fo dey Commanduh-en-Cheef
In all ob dey years, dey ain’t done us much good—
Recall Dem Negroz fo’ tribunals in de ‘hood!

Raymond Nat Turner can be contacted at Raymond (at) upsurgejazz.com
Raymond Nat Turner © 2014 All Rights Reserved 
 

Do you need and appreciate Black Agenda Report articles? Please click on the DONATE icon, and help us out, if you can.


More Stories


  • Whiter than Green: How a Not So Secret Listserv Exercises white “Supremacy” Ideology In Lieu of Climate and Racial Justice
    Anthony Karefa Rogers-Wright
    Whiter than Green: How a Not So Secret Listserv Exercises white “Supremacy” Ideology In Lieu of Climate and Racial Justice
    20 Sep 2023
    Liberalism impacts every movement in the U.S. and climate justice organizations are not exempt. 
  • BAP Atlanta Says Free Them All!
    Black Alliance for Peace Atlanta City-Wide Alliance
    BAP Atlanta Says Free Them All!
    20 Sep 2023
    The state of Georgia has doubled down on criminalizing protest against the Cop City militarized policing project. Domestic terrorism charges and a statute meant for organized crime prosecution are…
  • Marie Laurette Numa , Socialist Movement of Workers of the Dominican Republic
    The Battle for Water in Haiti’s Northeast
    20 Sep 2023
    Haitians have no protection from their puppet government and are at the mercy of racist Dominican Republic policies, even within their own country. The closing of the border between the two countries…
  • Haiti – Alternatives to US Sponsored Military Intervention
    Caribbean Empowerment Blog
    Haiti – Alternatives to US Sponsored Military Intervention
    20 Sep 2023
    The Caribbean Community (CARICOM) should be working with Haitians to resolve their country's problems. Instead, CARICOM works with the US and other nations to undermine Haiti's sovereignty. …
  • Black Agenda Radio September 15, 2023
    Black Agenda Radio with Margaret Kimberley
    Black Agenda Radio September 15, 2023
    15 Sep 2023
    Corporate media war propaganda against Nicaragua, New York City mother wins judgement after her child was illegally removed, and the state of Georgia uses RICO and domestic terrorism charges against…
  • Load More
Subscribe
connect with us
about us
contact us