Black Agenda Report
Black Agenda Report
News, commentary and analysis from the black left.

  • Home
  • Africa
  • African America
  • Education
  • Environment
  • International
  • Media and Culture
  • Political Economy
  • Radio
  • US Politics
  • War and Empire

Bipartisol and the ailing body politic
Raymond Nat Turner, BAR poet-in-residence
28 Jun 2023
🖨️ Print Article
Bipartisol and the ailing body politic
Image: Dave Whamond / Cagle Cartoons

                                                                                    Bipartisol and the ailing body politic

 

Body politic’s ailing.

Has it/they/you experienced any of the following:

Shooting Du Jour Disease? War Of The Week

Syndrome? Sleepless nights? Dry mouth? Bloating

Budget for killing? Depression? Diarrhea? Constipation—

and suicidal ideation—Last Days of Pompeo…worrying

about Boss Tweet running for anything other than

Exercise at Leavenworth or Lompoc?

Body politic’s ailing.

Has it/they/you experienced any of these symptoms of

Freedom Caucus Disease? Nightmares related to Driving

Miss Crazy/Peach State nut job? Driving Rocky Mountain

Ma Barker to gun for your Social Security—while a Buck-

eye State wrestler wrestles away your Medicare under the

Guise of governing?

Body politic’s ailing.

Has it/they/you experienced any of the following

Psy-Op Symptoms?

Gaslighting? Stonewalling? Suspended disbelief in

Budgets being moral documents? Bamboozling? Hood-

winking nightmares like “Thoughts and prayers” in AI lies?

Body politic’s ailing.

Has it/they/you suffered Corporate Lobbyist Laryngitis—

losing—or never having

Voices on Capitalist Hill? In the War House? Or, White Supreme Court?

Has it/they/you suffered baseball-size bipartisan lumps in your breasts?

Your balls? Your

Brains? Lumps metastasizing in urinary tracts? Lumps pissing you off

… passing painful Roger Stones—and other dirty tricks—on the way to

Polls perched on Fiscal Cliffs? Are spin doctors suggesting meds that will

Build Back Better—after your lobotomies?

While many countries may have multiple parties…

Ask your doctor if Bipartisol is right for you…

Don’t take Bipartisol on an empty stomach. Don’t

Take it without a roof over your head.

Don’t take Bipartisol if you’re allergic to elephant

excrement or donkey dung!

And stop taking Bipartisol immediately, if you become sick and

Tired of being sick and tired of inter-imperialist saber-rattling—of

Nuclear white male rivalry with capitalist roaders and rich czars…



Raymond Nat Turner is a NYC poet; BAR's Poet-in-Residence; and founder/co-leader of the jazz-poetry ensemble UpSurge!NYC. You can Vote for his work at: GoFundMe and PayPal.

US oligarchy
Bipartisan
Failed state

Do you need and appreciate Black Agenda Report articles? Please click on the DONATE icon, and help us out, if you can.


Related Stories

Raymond Nat Turner, BAR poet-in-residence
DOGE— Department Of Grifter Enrichment
07 May 2025
“Empathy is the bane of western civilization.” 
Raymond Nat Turner, BAR poet-in-residence
Plutocratic pendulum swings …
09 October 2024
Oligarchs pulling wellworn strings
Hannah Natanson , Emmanuel Felton
Business titans privately urged NYC mayor to use police on Columbia protesters, chats show
22 May 2024
A WhatsApp chat started by some wealthy Americans after the Oct.

More Stories


  • White Supremacy, Nazism and Fascism R U.S.
    Philippe Gendrault, Wendy C. Ong
    White Supremacy, Nazism and Fascism R U.S.
    01 Dec 2021
    Only the United States and Ukraine voted against a UN Resolution denouncing the "glorification of Nazism." History proves that racism in all its forms is foundational to this country and contin
  • Potential Legislation on China Amounts to a New Cold War
    Aída Chávez
    Potential Legislation on China Amounts to a New Cold War
    01 Dec 2021
    The $250 billion "Innovation and Competition Act" leverages industrial policy to ratchet up militarization and potentially instigate global conflict with China.
  • Ethiopia: The West’s Diplomats Meet in Secret to Decide How to Help the TPLF
    Jeff Pearce
    Ethiopia: The West’s Diplomats Meet in Secret to Decide How to Help the TPLF
    01 Dec 2021
    Former and current diplomats from the US, EU and UK met with representatives of the Tigray People's Liberation Front (TPLF).
  • WHO Stands with African Nations and Calls for Borders to Remain Open
    World Health Organization
    WHO Stands with African Nations and Calls for Borders to Remain Open
    01 Dec 2021
    Scientists in Southern African nations revealed the presence of the Omicron Covid-19 variant but the good deed was punished with worldwide travel bans. The World Health Organization m
  • Anti-Communism, Anti-Blackness, and Imperialism
    Charisse Burden-Stelly, PhD
    Anti-Communism, Anti-Blackness, and Imperialism
    01 Dec 2021
    In this talk prepared for the Albuquerque Anti-War Coalition‘s 
  • Load More
Subscribe
connect with us
about us
contact us