Black Agenda Report
Black Agenda Report
News, commentary and analysis from the black left.

  • Home
  • Africa
  • African America
  • Education
  • Environment
  • International
  • Media and Culture
  • Political Economy
  • Radio
  • US Politics
  • War and Empire

Ol’ Schmo ‘negotiates’ Us a trillion dollar deal— We started with TEN…
Raymond Nat Turner, BAR poet-in-residence
31 May 2023
🖨️ Print Article
Ol’ Schmo ‘negotiates’ Us a trillion dollar deal—  We started with TEN…
House Speaker Kevin McCarthy and President Joe Biden (Photo: Jacquelyn Martin/AP/Bloomberg via Getty Images / Getty Images)

Ol’ Schmo ‘negotiates’ Us a trillion dollar deal—

We started with TEN…

“It’s morally wrong to allow

a sucker to keep his money.”

—W.C. Fields

 

Great grand bargainer—Drone Ranger-
Slick Willy-style ‘negotiator.’ ‘Debt ceiling’
debater—‘fiscal cliff’ navigator— Ol’ Schmo
plays Harry Houdini. His hands are always tied—
on The Peoples’ needs!

Call it cruel Kabuki Theater/Silly Sinema—
slapstick, or whatever, with a West Virginian
Munchkin.
Corporate tax butchering! Elite tax ‘breaks!’ Weapons
of Mass Destruction! Bankrolling/co-signing for Apartheid
State Slaughter of the Day! Ol’ Schmo’s ever clever ‘across
the aisle’ acrobat!

Remember how he had Anita Hill’s back—
Strom Thurmond’s stiletto?
Remember his paw prints all over Long Dong Silver,
AKA Thom-ass Clarence, and Spinnin’ Ginni madness?

Ol’ Schmo ‘negotiates’ pistols pointing at
Our foreheads.
And he’ll rush out War House screaming, “I was
Robbed—had ‘my' money in this pocket and
Your money in that pocket. They got your money!!!”

He’ll spout mush-mouthed platitudes. Snap selfies. Slide
into a luxury getaway car. Track elephant excrement/donkey
dung to Delaware,West Virginia, Arizona, General Dynamics,
Raytheon, Boeing, Lockheed-Martin, Northrup-Grumman…

© 2023. Raymond Nat Turner, The Town Crier. All Rights Reserved.

Raymond Nat Turner is a NYC poet; BAR's Poet-in-Residence; and founder/co-leader of the jazz-poetry ensemble UpSurge!NYC. You can Vote for his work at: GoFundMe and PayPal.

Joe Biden
Austerity
Race to the Bottom

Do you need and appreciate Black Agenda Report articles? Please click on the DONATE icon, and help us out, if you can.


More Stories


  • A Letter to Intellectuals Who Deride Revolutions in the Name of Purity
    Roxanne Dunbar-Ortiz, Ana Maldonado, Pilar Troya Fernandez, and Vijay Prashad 
    A Letter to Intellectuals Who Deride Revolutions in the Name of Purity
    11 Dec 2019
     Critics on the left in North America and in Europe gave the Chavez and Morales governments no time to breathe.
  • Abstract Leftism Leaves Bolivia and the Global South in Imperialist Crosshairs
    Netfa Freeman
    Abstract Leftism Leaves Bolivia and the Global South in Imperialist Crosshairs
    11 Dec 2019
    The phony US Left specializes in finding excuses to betray victims of US imperialism.
  • How the Global North’s ‘Left’ Media Helped Paved the Way for Bolivia’s Right-Wing Coup
    Lucas Koerner
    How the Global North’s ‘Left’ Media Helped Paved the Way for Bolivia’s Right-Wing Coup
    11 Dec 2019
    So-called progressives in the US can find every wart in foreign governments, but are blind to Washington’s regime change crimes.
  • Many Blacks Would Welcome Police Exit from Their Communities
    Glen Ford , BAR executive editor
    Many Blacks Would Welcome Police Exit from Their Communities
    10 Dec 2019
    “The whole battlefield array of weapons is now deployed in Black and brown communities.”
  • Rastafarians Were Key to Black Freedom Movement
    Black Agenda Radio with Nellie Bailey and Glen Ford
    Rastafarians Were Key to Black Freedom Movement
    10 Dec 2019
    The Jamaica-birthed Rastafarian movement played a key role in the emergence of a global movement for African liberation, said Daive Dunkley, professor of Black Studies at the
  • Load More
Subscribe
connect with us
about us
contact us