Alternative Facts on 7 Countries’ Terrorists

by BAR poet in residence Raymond Nat Turner

Orange Alert

Extreme Vetting—

Iraq, Iran, Libya,

Somalia, Syria, Sudan, Yemen

Troublesome travel areas!!!!

Increased risk of terrorist activity—

Increased risk of recruiters breaching

our borders and recruiting freedom-lovin’, fun-lovin’,

red-blooded, brave white boys; unwitting and innocent

white boys and turnin’ them into Bad Hombres!

Increased risk of white boys coming out

Libyan Conversion Therapy Camps Bad Hombres and

Bombing Oklahoma City;

Coming out Somalian Conversion Therapy Camps Bad Hombres

Shooting up schools like Sandy Hook and Columbine;

Coming out Sudanese Conversion Therapy Camps Bad Hombres

Shooting up Colorado Movie Theaters;

Coming out Iraqi Conversion Therapy Camps Bad Hombres

Killing South Carolina Churchgoers…

Orange Alert

Iraq, Iran, Libya,

Somalia, Syria, Sudan, Yemen

Must be Bad hombre hotbeds—Conversion Therapy Camps

Radicalizing Extremists elements practicing Scalia Law!

They gotta be

Havens for White Boy Terrorist Training—

Camps teaching critical klan theory—white supremacy studies:

Love of Hitler, hatred of Jews and how to say ‘nigger’ in 19 languages

While organizing Lynch Mobs posing as Sports Fans and practicing

Foam Finger Fundamentalism: “U-S-A, U-S-A, U-S-A!” and singing the

“Star Spangled Banner” Bud-drunk, obedient to the 1%

Why, even FOX thinks they’re

Conversion Therapy Camps

Teaching

Bad Hombres how to

Infiltrate police departments,

and the army, and become confederate

flag-waving wild Boers—GI jihadis;

Teaching

‘em how to

How to set up sleeper cells in klu klux klan klaverns;

Teaching

‘em how to

Rape in the Philippines, Okinawa and Oklahoma City and

Get away with it;

How To View ‘people of color’ as collateral damage—‘bug splat’

Instruction from the White Boy Field Manual On Murder—

Stand Your Ground Studies: how to say with conviction,

“I feared for my safety…” after shooting ‘sand niggers’ ‘rag-heads’

‘camel jockeys’ ‘gooks’ ‘spics’ ‘spades’ ‘chinks’ and cutting off fingers

for souvenirs

Hey, maybe the Drone Ranger’s bombing 7 countries

Makes sense?

Maybe he was taking out existential threats:

White Boy Terrorist Training Camps?

Raymond Nat Turner is an acclaimed poet and performing artist. Find much more of his work at

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