Black Agenda Report
Black Agenda Report
News, commentary and analysis from the black left.

  • Home
  • Africa
  • African America
  • Education
  • Environment
  • International
  • Media and Culture
  • Political Economy
  • Radio
  • US Politics
  • War and Empire

My Wise Country Cousin On De Offal Office
Raymond Nat Turner, BAR poet-in-residence
16 Apr 2013
šŸ–Øļø Print Article

by Raymond Nat Turner

Hail to the thief, and the office he thieves out of.

 

My Wise Country Cousin On De Offal Office

by Raymond Nat Turner

 

De Offal Offuzz, again, young brotha?

You dun axed me ā€˜bout de Offal Offuz!

ā€˜Cause you’s young, I’ll tell you twice—

Dem ol’ fools ol’ nuff ta know

Betta, but too ol’ ta tell anything

 

Member, dere’s three thangs

Dey do in de Offal Offuzz

 

  1. LIE

  2. AGE

  3. LEAVE RICHER den dey came…

 

Or, as one dem ol’ rappers might put it:

ā€œCommanduh ā€˜n Chief an Ol’ Liar ā€˜n Thief!ā€

 

Raymond Nat Turner can be contacted at upsurgejazz.com.

Raymond Nat Turner Ā© 2013 All Rights Reserved

Do you need and appreciate Black Agenda Report articles? Please click on the DONATE icon, and help us out, if you can.


More Stories


  • An Indian Perspective on the Covid-19 Epidemic
    Prabir Purkayastha
    An Indian Perspective on the Covid-19 Epidemic
    07 Oct 2020
    The pandemic shows the contradictions between the needs of capitalism and the health of the people.
  • Venezuela to Receive Russian Covid-19 VaccineĀ 
    Orinoco Times staff
    Venezuela to Receive Russian Covid-19 VaccineĀ 
    07 Oct 2020
    Venezuela will also participate in production of the ā€œSputnik Vā€ vaccine. ā€œWe have received tons of drugs.ā€
  • Black Agenda Radio for Week of October 5, 2020
    Black Agenda Radio with Margaret Kimberley and Glen Ford
    Black Agenda Radio for Week of October 5, 2020
    06 Oct 2020
    Black Is Back Coalition to March on White House 
  • Economically Fading US Chooses Military Confrontation
    Black Agenda Radio with Margaret Kimberley and Glen Ford
    Economically Fading US Chooses Military Confrontation
    06 Oct 2020
    Unable to keep up with China economically, the United States is militarily encircling its rival and ā€œcreating the conditions of a New Cold War,ā€ said Danny Haiphong, contribut
  • If Breonna Were White…
    Black Agenda Radio with Margaret Kimberley and Glen Ford
    If Breonna Were White…
    06 Oct 2020
    In an essay titled ā€œBreonna’s Deathbed,ā€ political prisoner Mumia Abu Jamal asks if the Louisville cops that killed Breonna Taylor would still be free if they had shot to
  • Load More
Subscribe
connect with us
about us
contact us