Black Agenda Report
Black Agenda Report
News, commentary and analysis from the black left.

  • Home
  • Africa
  • African America
  • Education
  • Environment
  • International
  • Media and Culture
  • Political Economy
  • Radio
  • US Politics
  • War and Empire

My Wise Country Cousin On De Offal Office
Raymond Nat Turner, BAR poet-in-residence
16 Apr 2013
🖨️ Print Article

by Raymond Nat Turner

Hail to the thief, and the office he thieves out of.

 

My Wise Country Cousin On De Offal Office

by Raymond Nat Turner

 

De Offal Offuzz, again, young brotha?

You dun axed me ‘bout de Offal Offuz!

‘Cause you’s young, I’ll tell you twice—

Dem ol’ fools ol’ nuff ta know

Betta, but too ol’ ta tell anything

 

Member, dere’s three thangs

Dey do in de Offal Offuzz

 

  1. LIE

  2. AGE

  3. LEAVE RICHER den dey came…

 

Or, as one dem ol’ rappers might put it:

“Commanduh ‘n Chief an Ol’ Liar ‘n Thief!”

 

Raymond Nat Turner can be contacted at upsurgejazz.com.

Raymond Nat Turner Š 2013 All Rights Reserved

Do you need and appreciate Black Agenda Report articles? Please click on the DONATE icon, and help us out, if you can.


More Stories


  • Final Declaration of the Workers’ Summit of the Americas
    The Workers' Summit of the Americas
    Final Declaration of the Workers’ Summit of the Americas
    03 Aug 2022
  • The PAIGC’s Political Education for Liberation in Guinea-Bissau, 1963–74 (Part 2)
    The Tricontinental
    The PAIGC’s Political Education for Liberation in Guinea-Bissau, 1963–74 (Part 2)
    03 Aug 2022
    Liberation struggles are not fought only on the battlefield. The African Party for the Independence of Guinea-Bissau and Cape Verde (PAIGC) left a legacy of educational decolonization.
  • Polls Show Almost No One Trusts US Media, After Decades of War Propaganda and Lies
    Benjamin Norton
    Polls Show Almost No One Trusts US Media, After Decades of War Propaganda and Lies
    03 Aug 2022
  • Biden Could Cancel Your Loan If He Wasn’t Busy Arming Cops and Ukraine
    Jacqueline Luqman
    Biden Could Cancel Your Loan If He Wasn’t Busy Arming Cops and Ukraine
    03 Aug 2022
  • Black Agenda Radio July 29, 2022
    Black Agenda Radio with Margaret Kimberley
    Black Agenda Radio July 29, 2022
    29 Jul 2022
    Glen Ford debating Michael Eric Dyson on Democracy Now in 2008, the abuses of the child welfare system in North Carolina, and residents of the University City Town Homes in Philadelphia face mass…
  • Load More
Subscribe
connect with us
about us
contact us