Black Agenda Report
Black Agenda Report
News, commentary and analysis from the black left.

  • Home
  • Africa
  • African America
  • Education
  • Environment
  • International
  • Media and Culture
  • Political Economy
  • Radio
  • US Politics
  • War and Empire

My Wise Country Cousin On De Offal Office
Raymond Nat Turner, BAR poet-in-residence
16 Apr 2013
šŸ–Øļø Print Article

by Raymond Nat Turner

Hail to the thief, and the office he thieves out of.

 

My Wise Country Cousin On De Offal Office

by Raymond Nat Turner

 

De Offal Offuzz, again, young brotha?

You dun axed me ā€˜bout de Offal Offuz!

ā€˜Cause you’s young, I’ll tell you twice—

Dem ol’ fools ol’ nuff ta know

Betta, but too ol’ ta tell anything

 

Member, dere’s three thangs

Dey do in de Offal Offuzz

 

  1. LIE

  2. AGE

  3. LEAVE RICHER den dey came…

 

Or, as one dem ol’ rappers might put it:

ā€œCommanduh ā€˜n Chief an Ol’ Liar ā€˜n Thief!ā€

 

Raymond Nat Turner can be contacted at upsurgejazz.com.

Raymond Nat Turner Ā© 2013 All Rights Reserved

Do you need and appreciate Black Agenda Report articles? Please click on the DONATE icon, and help us out, if you can.


More Stories


  • Facing 2020
    Bruce A. Dixon , BAR managing editor
    Facing 2020 and Bernie 2.0: What the Greens Must Do
    28 Feb 2019
    Four years ago this May I
  • the swamp
    Raymond Nat Turner , BAR poet-in-residence
    Dredging
    27 Feb 2019
    Rehabilitating men with birth defects: bomb bays where hearts should beat, weaponized eyes, mechanical mouths, teargas tongues, compassionless, cold- blooded coup smiles…
  • Black Venezuelan General Addresses Troops
    Mekim-na-Save Projek , Seu Jornal -- Rede TVT
    Venezuela’s (very Black) Top General Addresses Troops
    27 Feb 2019
    General Suarez Chourio, Commande-in-Chief of the Venezuelan Army, urg
  • Freedom Rider: Venezuela Reveals America’s Sickness
    Margaret Kimberley , BAR editor and senior columnist
    Freedom Rider: Venezuela Reveals America’s Sickness
    27 Feb 2019
    The Democrats agree with Trump that Venezuelans have no rights that need be respected by the United States.
  • Bezos’ Banishment and the Limits of Austerity
    Danny Haiphong , BAR contributor
    Bezos’ Banishment and the Limits of Austerity
    27 Feb 2019
    The richest man in the world is not the smartest, but even if he was he couldn’t save the system from its contradictions.
  • Load More
Subscribe
connect with us
about us
contact us