Black Agenda Report
Black Agenda Report
News, commentary and analysis from the black left.

  • Home
  • Africa
  • African America
  • Education
  • Environment
  • International
  • Media and Culture
  • Political Economy
  • Radio
  • US Politics
  • War and Empire

My Wise Country Cousin On De Offal Office
Raymond Nat Turner, BAR poet-in-residence
16 Apr 2013
šŸ–Øļø Print Article

by Raymond Nat Turner

Hail to the thief, and the office he thieves out of.

 

My Wise Country Cousin On De Offal Office

by Raymond Nat Turner

 

De Offal Offuzz, again, young brotha?

You dun axed me ā€˜bout de Offal Offuz!

ā€˜Cause you’s young, I’ll tell you twice—

Dem ol’ fools ol’ nuff ta know

Betta, but too ol’ ta tell anything

 

Member, dere’s three thangs

Dey do in de Offal Offuzz

 

  1. LIE

  2. AGE

  3. LEAVE RICHER den dey came…

 

Or, as one dem ol’ rappers might put it:

ā€œCommanduh ā€˜n Chief an Ol’ Liar ā€˜n Thief!ā€

 

Raymond Nat Turner can be contacted at upsurgejazz.com.

Raymond Nat Turner Ā© 2013 All Rights Reserved

Do you need and appreciate Black Agenda Report articles? Please click on the DONATE icon, and help us out, if you can.


More Stories


  • BAR Book Forum: Aydogan Karsā€™Ā ā€œUnsaying Godā€œ
    Roberto Sirvent, BAR Book Forum Editor
    BAR Book Forum: Aydogan Karsā€™Ā ā€œUnsaying Godā€œ
    22 Jan 2020
    Islam’s association in the West with ā€œterrorā€ makes it nearly impossible Islamic theology as a force for racial or social justice.
  • Wilmington's Lie: The Murderous Coup of 1898 and the Rise of White Supremacy
    Steve Nathans-Kelly
    Wilmington's Lie: The Murderous Coup of 1898 and the Rise of White Supremacy
    22 Jan 2020
    White supremacist Democrats staged a military assault on the last bastion of biracial government in the South, killing scores of Blacks and driving thousands out of North Carolina’s largest city.
  • The Injustice of This Moment Is Not an "Aberration"
    Michelle Alexander
    The Injustice of This Moment Is Not an "Aberration"
    22 Jan 2020
    Yes, Trump is an inveterate liar, but American politicians have always told lies about the Black and brown people they demonize and mass-imprison.
  • Venezuela: A Successful Year of Resistance
    Francisco Dominguez
    Venezuela: A Successful Year of Resistance
    22 Jan 2020
    Washington’s strategy throughout 2019 was aimed at bringing about chaos and mayhem sufficient to justify US military intervention. 
  • In Anti-Communist Fervor, FBI Built a 500-Page File on Coretta Scott King
    Aaron J. Leonard
    In Anti-Communist Fervor, FBI Built a 500-Page File on Coretta Scott King
    22 Jan 2020
    Scott King was spied on constantly by the FBI – surveillance that was authorized by the Kings’ ā€œfriends,ā€ the Kennedy brothers.
  • Load More
Subscribe
connect with us
about us
contact us