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The Great Debate
Bill Quigley
31 Dec 2008
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7_foot_poet_upright_250wideby Kemet Mawakana, a.k.a. the Seven Foot Poet

In these historic and unprecedented times, questions of great importance loom before us.  Latte or mocha?  Chili dogs or sauerkraut?  Leather or cloth interior?  Our choices, the learned and knowledgeable tell us, do matter.  No, really, they do!  The Seven Foot Poet agrees.  Mostly.   

THE GREAT DEBATE – Are Hot Dogs Good for Black People?

[In Harlem Baltimore all over the U.S. Jamica Brazil Africa on TV Radio Internet -- the “great” debate is raging – Are Hot Dogs Good for Black People?]

Click the flash player below to hear this original work performed by the Seven Foot Poet

{mp3}poetry/20081231_7ft_great_debate{/mp3}


Black People are starving or eating S.A.D. food

Double cheesburgers pork chop sandwiches

Cheesecake Factory Chinese carryouts

And all types of wackery

Hot Dogs are better than those choices

Without a doubt better than all of the above

You’re just mad and hatin cause you a lonely vegetarian

Considering the options I say take the hot dog love!

After all these years of fighting and struggling

We’ve made progress

From slop to chitlins to fast food to dollar menus

And now finally the promise land

Hot Dogs! Hot Diggity Doggs! Hot Damn!

We’re proud now can hold our head up high

The symbolism is powerful the great imagery

Finally no more pictures of starving Africans with swollen bellies

Just photogenic smiling beautiful black people

With Hot Dogs and straight white teeth

We must make the most of this great opportunity

Like we have done historically

They gave up leftover scraps

And we made it into a delicacy -- pigs feet

Indeed this is the dawning of a new day in the cosmos

From the age of pieces to the age of the half smoke

Did you see the signs: Atomic Dog, Snoop Dogg, DMX

We should have known the new era of the Hot Dog would be next

If nothing else the Hot Dog will bring us all together at the dinner table

It pisses off white supremacists

First they let us play baseball then let us drive Chevrolets

Then they let us eat apple pie and now this

We da bomb

Cause we can now eat the quintessential American icon

Hot dog! Hot diggity dogs! Hot Damn!

This is a history making time

No we’ve finally got food

The youth and elderly are filled with hope

This is change we’ve got to celebrate

Greet each other and say:

Hot dog! Hot diggity dogs! Hot Damn!


[crowd goes wild with exuberance and applause]


Listen to what’s been said

They “let you” eat this “let you” eat that “let you” eat hot dogs

Because you’re an American.

A cat can have kittens in the oven

That doesn’t make them hot dog eaters or Americans my friends

And if anyone else has to decide whether or not to let you eat

Well your in bad shape it’s not reason to celebrate.

This is not the first time we’ve been allowed to eat their foods.

We’ve eaten at their lunch counters

Their McDonalds and cafeteria’s in schools.

The resulting health consequences due to their diet have been cruel.

What evidence has been presented that this will be different – none.

Do we control

The raw materials of the hot dog – No

The manufacture of the hot dog – No

The distribution of the hot dog – No

The retail outlets for the hot dog – No

So don’t talk about holding the hot dog industry accountable

The market for buns is controlled by others

The market for ketchup and mustard are controlled by others

You can’t even sell the sauerkraut chili and cheese

Yet you feel good are excited and happy

I can only imagine what’s next

You’ll be happy if they let you become warden

And run the Prison Industrial Complex

Eating hot dogs while locking up your brother and sisters

Eating hot dogs while creating and implementing

Policies that kill Africans world wide

Do I have to confuse you with truth and accurate facts

Note that hot dogs are carcinogenic

Just stop think and listen

Do you even know what hot dogs are made of

Or do you just want without any prophylactic

To get your hot dog love?

They give you Hebrew National and Oscar Meyer

And you consume them like gasoline for the miseducation fire.

The same miseducation fire which has destroyed your framework

For determining good and bad

Thus the masses of us are set up to be had

A drowing person

Will grasp at razor blades scissors and other fatally sharp things

And a starving person

Will eat hot dogs and hot sausage links with onion extra chili and cheese

Not God Bless Hot Dogs – but God Damn Hot Dogs!

This ain’t a great debate it shouldn’t even be a question

Hot Dogs may sustain us temporarily

But they will never

Restore us to full health or allow us to be all we can be.

[crowd goes wild with exuberance and applause]



By Kemit Mawakana (aka The Seven-Foot Poet)

Peace (when appropriate) War (when necessary)

Copyright 2008.

Kemit Mawakana (aka “The Seven-Foot Poet”) is a highly acclaimed spoken-word artist, and has published two books A . . . Z . . . Infinity and Crucifixion of My Soul. The collective body of his works presented in www.blackagendareport.com and www.voxunion.com are in tribute to Listervelt Middleton, Dr. John Henrik Clarke, and “For The People”. Currently, he is a facilitator at AYA Educational Institute (www.ayaed.com) in Atlanta, Georgia and can be reached at sevenfootpoet@gmail.com.

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