Black Agenda Report
Black Agenda Report
News, commentary and analysis from the black left.

  • Home
  • Africa
  • African America
  • Education
  • Environment
  • International
  • Media and Culture
  • Political Economy
  • Radio
  • US Politics
  • War and Empire

Slutty Professor Strikes Again!
Raymond Nat Turner, BAR poet-in-residence
09 Dec 2015
šŸ–Øļø Print Article

Slutty Professor Strikes Again!

by BAR poet in residence Raymond Nat Turner

Ronald Reagan once called the presidencey "the role of a lifetime." The current occupant of the White House has proven that he is no slouch either at role playing and reinventing himself as he goes along...

by BAR poet in residence Raymond Nat Turner

He word-o-boarded his way West with walls of Words—

Did his dissertation on: ā€œThe Unpacking of Thirty Pieces of

Silver In Rejuvenation of Judas In The Age of Empire: Multi-

modal Mule Dung Deploying Sesquipedalian Stink Bombs In

Ideological Warfareā€

He invented of the Wink-Wink, Nod-Nod Code for covering

The Commander’s flank in theater—stupid Wall Street ā€˜white’

boys couldn’t detect the Commander’s coded wink-wink, Nod-

Nod communication with Black folk!

He apologizes for ā€˜signature’ strikes on Afghan grandmothers,

incinerated while gardening okra with grandchildren; He

Apologizes for ā€˜signature’ strikes on wedding parties blown

to bits on joyous occasions; He apologizes for Egyptian youth

losing eyes, lives and relative freedom in Bomb Gates-guided

counterinsurgency

He apologizes for 15-22 thousand Palestinians slaughtered in white


phosphorus-shrouded weapons-testing. He apologizes for Somali


Fishermen whacked during the Commander’s first days, and for


Ghost detainees haunting Gitmo 8 yrs after the Commander closed it…

He apologizes for Occupy pepper-spray, baton blows and plastic

cuffs cutting of circulation; He apologizes for Ferguson, Chicago,

Baltimore Black youth caught in cumulus clouds of teargas, reign of

rubber-coated bullets, between Panzer Divisions deployed against them

Class struggle is flaring up like Nigerian oil wells; empire’s bases

Infest the world like buzzing beehives pollinating wars foreign and

Domestic. And there is no shame in the Slutty Professor’s game—

getting his black site groove on: Limbo with the Golda-plated Iron

Lady, waiting on wings of a Predator drone…

Raymond Nat Turner Ā© 2015 All Rights Reserved

Do you need and appreciate Black Agenda Report articles? Please click on the DONATE icon, and help us out, if you can.


More Stories


  • Ali Abunimah
    Israel’s ā€œoppositionā€ offers genocide with better PR
    04 Nov 2026
    Israel's election produced no real alternative for Palestinians, because every Zionist party from Eisenkot's Yashar to Golan's Democrats shares the same commitment to apartheid, occupation, and…
  • Abayomi Azikiwe
    Ethiopia Retakes Rebel Stronghold in Tigray While Seeking to Stabilize Security Situation
    04 Nov 2026
    Armed opposition groups have failed to make gains as the capital, Addis Ababa, remains firmly under government control.
  • Orinoco Tribune
    Why Several Latin American Countries Abstained at UN Vote on US Blockade Against Cuba
    04 Nov 2026
    The collapse in support for the UN resolution against the U.S. blockade of Cuba reflects Washington's aggressive diplomatic pressure and blackmail on Latin American governments rather than any…
  • Gary Wilson
    Ebola workers strike in Congo as the United States goes after the mines
    04 Nov 2026
    Washington signed agreements for Congo's copper and cobalt while Ebola spread across 67 health zones and medical workers went unpaid for their hazardous labor.
  • Brad Reed
    ā€˜Oligarchy Is on the Ballot’: Reports Uncover Unprecedented Sums Ultrarich Spent to Buy 2026 Midterms
    04 Nov 2026
    ā€œIn a democracy, it’s supposed to be one person, one vote, and the more one person can influence, the less egalitarian our system becomes,ā€ said one expert.
  • Load More
Subscribe
connect with us
about us
contact us