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Governor Woke Smoke’s $campaign
Raymond Nat Turner, BAR poet-in-residence
31 Aug 2022
Governor Woke Smoke’s $campaign

                                                                            Governor Woke Smoke’s $campaign

I. Apologize, rationalize ‘bout Injun

removal/slavery? Why, you’re a beer short of a six-pack—

A fry short of a Happy Meal!

Crazier than a soup sandwich!

Crazy as an outhouse rat!

Nuttier than a five-pound fruitcake!

Apologize, rationalize ‘bout Injun removal/slavery?

You’re mad as a monkey on the Mason-Dixon Line!

Nuttier than a squirrel turd!

Nuttier than a porta potty at a peanut festival!

You’re proof you don’t have to hang from a tree to be a nut!

And you’re loopy as a crosseyed cowboy thinkin’

we’ll allow you to vote in this negro-rigged, neo-

Bolshevik system without at least posin’ the eligibility

questions: How many jelly beans in this jar?

How many bubbles in this bar of soap?

How much buckshot’s in my shotgun?

II. Dixie poised to take reich reins next $election…

One last hit off his woke pipe and Gov. Woke

Smoke’s $campaign’s off and running! Jr.

Moribund, wonky words/mumbo jumbo—lewd

legalese. Vows never to surrender to woke ideology!

Another strongman! Do no wrong man. Right

man/white man for the white house. Harvard

smarter than Boss Tweet’s lazy-ass, Last Days

of Pompeo…low Barr bungling and grifting…

STOP WOKE ACT/ STOP VOTE ACT—

on the down-low—Look away, look away

from confederate Florida/Sunshine State!

Freest state west of Hungary. “Where woke

goes to die” and Black teens spend formative

Years in solitary…

Vote removed; Shuffle added—Transposed into

Key of Assault Right—Ain’t nothin’ but “Bubba’s

Blues:”

“Woke Folk got bees in their bonnets ‘bout Injun

Removal and Slavery

Woke Folk got bees in their bonnets ‘bout Injun

Removal and Slavery

It’s still Jim Crow’s Bar-b-Q, whether the sauce is

sweet, or savory…”

STOP WOKE ACT/ STOP VOTE ACT—

on the down-low: Layman’s terms:

“We swear on patinated, pigeon shit-covered hooves of

Robert E. Lee’s horse,Traveller, Jews will not replace

us! Warning fetus-killing physicians: stand down— And

feral negro mongrels; Mexican murderers and

rapists; same sex-marrying Muslims holdin’ christianity

in contempt: No jihad in Dixie!

We’re taking her back—making her White Man’s Land

again!

Comply, or get outta the Sunshine State before sundown…”

2022. Raymond Nat Turner, The Town Crier. All Rights Reserved.

Raymond Nat Turner is a NYC poet; BAR's Poet-in-Residence; and founder/co-leader of the jazz-poetry ensemble UpSurge!NYC. You can Vote for his work at: GoFundMe and PayPal.

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