by Raymond Nat Turner
Country Cousin’s take on Hillary’s neural afflictions and Nancy’s Republi-con leanings.
My Wise Country Cousin
On Hillary Clinton...
by Raymond Nat Turner
Miss Hilree mena an evul--
Jus' lak dem Rice gals,
Wiket witchez ob de Wes'--
Miss Hilree fell an hit hur
Haid, lak de futball playz,
Dey sey she got dehydratit,
Seemz lak she fogetz de
Water ain't jus fo' water
Boardin', or inhanzed
Irrigayshun, as de calls it...
Raymond Nat Turner (c) 2012 All Rights Reserved
My Wise Country Cousin
On Nancy Pelosi...
by Raymond Nat Turner
An ol' Mulehead axe me
If'n I see'd de dime diffrnz
'Tween de Republicon Baynur
& de Democon Pulowsee ?
I sey yeh, when Miss Nancy
Wuz de speekur she ack lak
She wuz runnin' a baaaad
Resront -- takin' ebry thang
Gud WE order "Off de tabul..."
Raymond Nat Turner (c) 2012 All Rights Reserved